PAY PIG PROTOCOL
Welcome to the inner sanctum of Pay Pig Palace, my dear pay pigs. As Lady Suzanne, your Money Queen, I expect a certain standard of behavior and decorum. Adhering to the Pay Pig Protocol is not only a sign of respect but also the path to earning my favor and the, if you are exceptionally devoted, a glimpse into my world of opulence and pleasure.
Etiquette:
* Address me with the respect I deserve, as Goddess Suzanne, Money Queen, My Queen or Your Majesty. Any disrespect will not be tolerated.
* Communicate with clarity and conciseness. I do not have time for unnecessary chatter.
* Be prompt with your tributes. Delays will not be appreciated and may result in punishment.
Rules:
1. All tributes are non-refundable. Once you’ve offered your wealth to me, it is a gift, not a loan.
2. Discretion is paramount. My privacy and that of my pay pigs is to be maintained at all times.
3. You are to serve me without expectation of anything in return, other than the satisfaction of serving your Money Queen.
4. If you commit to a tribute or task, you must follow through. Failure to do so will result in consequences.
5. You must not attempt to contact me through any means other than those explicitly provided by me.
Consequences:
* Failure to adhere to the Pay Pig Protocol will result in consequences ranging from a stern reprimand to permanent banishment from my Palace.
* Lack of generosity or stinginess will be noted, and such pay pigs will find themselves at the bottom of my favor.
* Disrespect or any attempt to deceive me will lead to immediate expulsion from the Palace and public shaming.
Expectations:
* You are expected to check in regularly and keep up with my demands and desires.
* Always be prepared to serve and shower me with gifts and tributes as I see fit.
* Your obedience is a reflection of your devotion. Exemplary behavior will be rewarded with attention from me, which is the ultimate privilege.
Remember, my pay pigs, you are here to worship and serve. Your financial offerings are the lifeblood of my luxurious lifestyle, and in return, I will grace you with my divine presence and the occasional token of my appreciation. Follow the Pay Pig Protocol, and you may find yourself basking in the glow of my favor.
